you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice
and then i saw my face
and now im a believer
not a trace
of doubt in my mind
im in love
IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
This is the best way to explain this.
never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either
Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”
unless it’s “vegetables”
Yesterday I forgot the word for vanilla so I said, “Unchocolate.”
You summed up my feelings towards vanilla
crying because 50 shades of grey
fifty shades of awful
JUST SAY IT
50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”
^ Because some member of the Superwholock fandom was bound to get our mitts on this post eventually.
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
homosexuals are gay
NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL
I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead
Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.
If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?
Okay this fucked with me majorly
I’m gonna need a fic
he is so shocked
The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday
no not a bra good lord
HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO INTERPRET THIS IN ANY OTHER WAY THAN “WOW WE SURE ARE GAY”
"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"
oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master
You must travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Defeat the elite four to get the Quadgender badge and then defeat your rival the Bisexual