College in two sentences or less.
I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.#collegelife
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
It’s still learning.
Oh my god I feel so bad for this clock I’m going to cry.
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."
That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence
that was the sickest burn i have ever seen
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor