Hello and welcome to my blog

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

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dannybird22:

guiltyhipster:

Yesterday I forgot the word for vanilla so I said, “Unchocolate.” 

You summed up my feelings towards vanilla

soapboxsteam:

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”



^ Because some member of the Superwholock fandom was bound to get our mitts on this post eventually.  

soapboxsteam:

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

^ Because some member of the Superwholock fandom was bound to get our mitts on this post eventually.  

xxbandsxfoodxmusicxx:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

homosexuals are gay

xxbandsxfoodxmusicxx:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

homosexuals are gay

nowhiteflags:

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

cumberbitches-with-bowties:

nerdsandgamersftw:

If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?

Okay this fucked with me majorly

I’m gonna need a fic

official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked

official-kido-tsubomi:

he is so shocked

the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

irvinsbolo:

bigbardafree:

HOW IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK WERE PEOPLE TRYING TO INTERPRET THIS IN ANY OTHER WAY THAN “WOW WE SURE ARE GAY”

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HOW

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charlesoberonn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

it-was-just-a-reflektor:

"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"

oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master

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You must travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Defeat the elite four to get the Quadgender badge and then defeat your rival the Bisexual